A little humor.....I hope! [Archive]

c50trider

01-16-2007, 06:23 PM

The Cardiologist<br><br>A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of his Harley-Davidson when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.<br><br>The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage " Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"<br><br>The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the Harley.<br><br>The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.<br><br>So how come I make $55,000 a year and you get the really big bucks<br>($1,700,000) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"<br><br>The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic... ''Try doing it with the engine running."

VStarMan

01-16-2007, 06:35 PM

<div><div><div>On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.</div><div>>>>>>></div><div>>>>>>>One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a</div><div> bog and began to sink.</div><div>>>>>>></div><div>>>>>>>Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to</div><div>> go get the farmer for help!</div><div>>>>>>></div><div>>>>>>>Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.</div><div>>>>>>></div><div>>>>>>>Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the</div><div>> farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.</div><div>>>>>>></div><div>>>>>>></div><div>>>>>>>Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.</div><div>>>> Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of</div><div> rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.</div><div>>>>>>></div><div>>>>>>>Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to</div><div> see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of</div><div>> the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.</div><div>>>>>>></div><div>>>>>>>After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike,</div><div>>>>>> the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the</div><div>> powerful bike, rescued the horse!</div><div>>>>>>></div><div>>>>>>>Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the</div><div>>>>>> farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.</div><div>>>>>>></div><div>>>>>>>The friendship between the two animals was cemented:</div><div>>>>>>>best buddies, best pals. A few weeks later, the chicken</div><div> fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,</div><div> began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!</div><div>>>>>>></div><div>>>>>>>The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the</div><div>>> large puddle.</div><div>>>>>>></div><div>>>>>>>Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his</div><div> "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit.</div><div> The chicken got a good grip, and the</div><div>>>>>> horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.</div><div>>>>>>></div><div>>>>>>></div><div>>>>>>>The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral)</div><div>>>>>></div><div>>>>>></div><div>>>>>></div><div>>>>>></div><div>>>>>></div><div>>>>>> "When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to</div><div>> pick up chicks!</div><div>>>>>></div></div></div>

Fid_Hawser

01-16-2007, 07:17 PM

Robert A. Heinlein wrote a very good scifi novel titled The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress, in which a technician discovers that a mega-computer has developed sentience. Eventually he tries to explain humor to the computer. In the process, he stresses that some jokes are "funny once."

hacksaw

01-16-2007, 11:34 PM

<div>ha ha ha ha !!! you nailed that one fiddler!</div>

Hoofhearted

01-17-2007, 01:43 AM

<div></div><div>A Hell's Angel walks up to a guy sitting at the bar. The Angel says to him "You wanna buy a ticket for a Policemans Ball?". The guy at the bar says "Naw I don't dance". The Angel looks at him funny like and says "Dance? It ain't a dance. Its a raffle".</div><p>Message Edited by 5hoofhearted92 on <span class="date_text">01-17-2007</span><span class="time_text">01:45 AM</span></p>

cs1450

01-17-2007, 04:18 AM

<div>Two Muslims walk into a bar....</div><div>Boom ! BOOM !</div>

BillRod

01-20-2007, 10:58 AM

<div><font size="4">standing in a bar i find that joke intrusive </font></div>